There you are Brazil. All proud and dominating on that map of South America. But seriously, what's wrong with you? Have you noticed that there are absolutely "0" little flag symbols in your co
untry, and a shitload in New York, all over America and a damn nice sampling of Europe and Asia to boot?Those little symbols are people who read this blog. So where the hell is all of South America? And even Africa for that matter? Nada for two continents. Okay, I don't speak Portugese but you really shouldn't hold that against me. I love Brazil. I saw your president in Brazilia on that Orange County Chopper show on Discovery Channel - a channel I've even had films on. You're the only country in the world that exports more coffee than Vietnam. You've got the best football team. I saw you play in the first World Cup Game in the US in 94 at Soldier Field in Chicago. And there's that dental floss you sell to the young ladies as beachwear. And Jobim!
The map you see is over the last week or so. I've even had visitors from Afghanistan, Mongolia, Iceland and Moscow, but never Brazil. So it's about time I rectified this situation. Should things improve, I'll promptly post a map of all my new Brazilian readers, but you're going to have to shape up pretty quickly. I've been getting a serious trickle from India lately and I need not tell you that they have a whole ton more people there than you do. Now you don't want to get whupped by India do you? All they play well is Cricket and Cricket is for girls, right? Thank god your country wasn't plagued by that colonialist pansy sport.
Go get em' Brazil. I'll be standing by.
