Vietnamese lawyers sue clients? II

Shit really does happen. So the lawyer, the lawyer I hired to take my case, has now taken to pursuing me digitally, because I have called her a disorganized, lousy lawyer. (My thoughts only) This is so cool. That she hates me. In her latest tirade she wants me to agree with Google to accept her 'forwards' as she goes after my ass. No thank you.

Here's what she wants: lawyerlengoccamtu@gmail.com has requested to automatically forward mail to your email address David.E.Carlson@gmail.com.
Confirmation code: 68832064

Hello? No fucking way. I guess we are having a fight.

Bon Jour Paris: The Wild Wild East Goes West IV

Hello Parisians. The rest of the trailer trash who usually reside here can just go get yourself a cold Budweiser and sit this one out. "Paris is just way too cool and sophisticated for you", he said whilst sipping his espresso and lighting yet another Gauloise from the crumpled pack in his Levis front pocket.

Man, get rid of the American's, the Brits, The Aussies and most of Canada and this is a really cool world. Why can't the rest of the world be as hip and urbane as old gay Paris? Yet, another secret the French won't tell. Time here has been reasonably luxurious. With nothing but good food and nice weather to tide us through the days, I've been cooking up a storm, gaining weight and working out. Yes, my blog post time has been cut a bit but I promise to pick back up when I stop enjoying being a real human and taking days in the park meeting real new friends as opposed to just sitting on Facebook and collecting virtual ones.

The purpose of this post I hope, is to meet a few of the Parisian readers who frequent the Wild Wild East Dailies. For the better part of a year and a half I've been dutifully posting here and over that time acquired a significant number of French readers. The chart on the above right puts France in the number 3 position as of today. And we wonder, what is it you suave Parisians love about me? Is is my no nonsense, take-no-prisoners American savoi fare? Is it the fact that you've finally realized that a six pack of 99 cent Shiner beer and a Marlboro beats the hell out of a 1.25 euro bottle of French table wine and a baguette (at least on price anyway)? Or could it be that I'm just an obnoxious redneck from New York who's busy poluting your fair city and you'd like to see me run out of town on a rail as soon as possible - and would be willing to to buy me said cheap French table wine to get the job done?

Whatever. And whatever your reasons, please feel free to contact me at my email, David.E.Carlson@gmail.com - or through the following: http://twitter.com/WildWildEast - Follow me on Twitter http://www.facebook.com/WildWildEast Personal stuff on Facebook http://www.linkedin.com/in/davideverittcarlson - My professional Bio on LinkedIn http://www.youtube.com/user/DavidEverittCarlson And, of course, my YouTube commercial videos. I'll be in town for a couple of more weeks and would love to do a meetup. Bon jour!

For more in the WWE Goes West Series check here:

I) The Wild Wild East Goes West: Onward Ho!
II) Frankfurt
III) C'est Si Bon
IV) Bon Jour Paris!
V) Les Picassos en Paris
VI) Nothing Much Happened en Paree Today
VII) Paris Wallpaper: Sometimes The Best Prayers Have No Words
VIII) Au Revoir Paris
IX) Is Publicis Groupe a Dead Brand?

Why Didn't America Just Nuke Vietnam? The Vietnamese Nuclear Physics Quiz V

Since our first Vietnamese Nuclear Physics Quiz we have grown. Our second, helped us steer clear of the nuclear fallout and the third and fourth? Well, lets just say we're totally out of our bombshell now. In our fifth installment we ask a question that's been burning a hole in our little plutonium pockets for quite some time now. This month's Ph.D. physicist is Dr. Bich Bang Trang and aside from melting us to the core she seems quite the cool customer indeed and ready to ride the rocket like Slim Pickens in a James Bond movie. So ... let's do the quiz now, shall we? Below, you'll find a question in Bold Faced Type. Consider the question, come up with your answer, and then "mouse over" (just roll the cursor over it - don't click) the question to reveal our physicist's answer. Should you disagree with it, we'll be more than happy to have her check the wiring in your pocket rocket for premature launch probabilities.


"Why didn't the Americans just nuke Vietnam?"

For more quizzes, check here:

Iran's Ahmadinedschad - The Vietnamese Nuclear Physics Quiz VII
Did Sarah Palin Just Nuke Herself? - The Vietnamese Nuclear Physics Quiz VI
Vietnamese Nuclear Physics Quiz V
Vietnamese Nuclear Physics Quiz IV
Vietnamese Nuclear Physics Quiz III
Vietnamese Nuclear Physics Quiz II
Vietnamese Nuclear Physics Quiz I.