Showing posts with label Vietnamese Nuclear Physics Quiz. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Vietnamese Nuclear Physics Quiz. Show all posts

Friday, December 4, 2009

Is Iran's Ahmadinedschad Just Polishing His Missle or Is He Serious? - The Vietnamese Nuclear Physics Quiz VII

Boy howdy, it's been awhile since we had our normal Vietnamese Nuclear Physics Quiz but we're happy to be back along with one of our luscious Vietnamese Ph.D.s giving us the skinny on that bad boy, Ahmadinedschad and what he's up to. This is Dr. Mai Phat Bich - and trust us, this physicist knows her missles. Now, about my move to Germany. I've thought long and hard about this and our girl here helped me to truly understand the meaning of long and hard, so here's the deal. Even though I've relocated to Europe, The Vietnamese Nuclear Physics quiz will go on! Especially since I'm now living in the land of J. Robert Oppenheimer's ancestors. So let's let's move along. Below, you'll find a question in Bold Faced Type. Consider the question, come up with your answer, and then "mouse over" (just roll the cursor over it - don't click) the question to reveal our physicist's answer. Should you disagree with it, we'll be more than happy to have Dr. Bich take a wack at that little head you're doing all your thinking with.


"Is Ahmadinedschad really building a bomb?"

For more quizzes, check here:


Iran's Ahmadinedschad - The Vietnamese Nuclear Physics Quiz VII
Did Sarah Palin Just Nuke Herself? - The Vietnamese Nuclear Physics Quiz VI
Vietnamese Nuclear Physics Quiz V
Vietnamese Nuclear Physics Quiz IV
Vietnamese Nuclear Physics Quiz III
Vietnamese Nuclear Physics Quiz II
Vietnamese Nuclear Physics Quiz I.









Thursday, July 30, 2009

Did Sarah Palin Just Nuke Herself? The Vietnamese Nuclear Physics Quiz VI

In a departure from our normal Vietnamese Nuclear Physics Quiz we have given our customary Vietnamese Ph.D.s, a break (and boy did they need it) and invited, soon to be, ex-governor of Alaska, the honorable Sarah Palin to be our guest physicist for the day. She quits her job tomorrow, you know. Oh, sure, we know she's not Vietnamese and a little older than our usually tasty authorities but hell, look at the bazoombas on that girl. We think she can handle the atoms around here. So let's let this soccer mom rip! Below, you'll find a question in Bold Faced Type. Consider the question, come up with your answer, and then "mouse over" (just roll the cursor over it - don't click) the question to reveal our physicist's answer. Should you disagree with it, we'll be more than happy to have Sarah check that harpoon you're holding all by yourself.


"Why did I quit my job and nuke my tits?"

For more quizzes, check here:


Iran's Ahmadinedschad - The Vietnamese Nuclear Physics Quiz VII
Did Sarah Palin Just Nuke Herself? - The Vietnamese Nuclear Physics Quiz VI
Vietnamese Nuclear Physics Quiz V
Vietnamese Nuclear Physics Quiz IV
Vietnamese Nuclear Physics Quiz III
Vietnamese Nuclear Physics Quiz II
Vietnamese Nuclear Physics Quiz I.









Tuesday, June 9, 2009

Why Didn't America Just Nuke Vietnam? The Vietnamese Nuclear Physics Quiz V

Dr. Bich Bang Trang, Vietnam, America, Nuke, Generals, Stupid, have you seen the Women around here,Since our first Vietnamese Nuclear Physics Quiz we have grown. Our second, helped us steer clear of the nuclear fallout and the third and fourth? Well, lets just say we're totally out of our bombshell now. In our fifth installment we ask a question that's been burning a hole in our little plutonium pockets for quite some time now. This month's Ph.D. physicist is Dr. Bich Bang Trang and aside from melting us to the core she seems quite the cool customer indeed and ready to ride the rocket like Slim Pickens in a James Bond movie. So ... let's do the quiz now, shall we? Below, you'll find a question in Bold Faced Type. Consider the question, come up with your answer, and then "mouse over" (just roll the cursor over it - don't click) the question to reveal our physicist's answer. Should you disagree with it, we'll be more than happy to have her check the wiring in your pocket rocket for premature launch probabilities.


"Why didn't the Americans just nuke Vietnam?"

For more quizzes, check here:


Iran's Ahmadinedschad - The Vietnamese Nuclear Physics Quiz VII
Did Sarah Palin Just Nuke Herself? - The Vietnamese Nuclear Physics Quiz VI
Vietnamese Nuclear Physics Quiz V
Vietnamese Nuclear Physics Quiz IV
Vietnamese Nuclear Physics Quiz III
Vietnamese Nuclear Physics Quiz II
Vietnamese Nuclear Physics Quiz I.









Monday, April 20, 2009

Is North Korea A Nuclear Threat? The Vietnamese Nuclear Physics Quiz IV

Vietnamese Nuclear Physics Quiz, Missle, Trojan, Stalinist, Kim Jong Il, Sarah Palin, Response to our first Vietnamese Nuclear Physics Quiz was amazing. Our second, off the charts and the third? Well, ballistic would be descriptive enough. But now Kim Jong Il is back from his brush with death from Sarah Palin and threatening the world with his bushy hair, platform shoes and bad suit. This month's Ph.D. physicist is Dr. Troung Boom-Boom and aside from sporting her own set of luscious cooling towers, she's ready to shake this North Korean character down to his Stalinist skivvies. So ... let's hit quiz time! Below, you'll find a question in Bold Faced Type. Consider the question, come up with your answer, and then "mouse over" (just roll the cursor over it - don't click) the question to reveal our physicist's answer. Should you disagree with it, we'll be more than happy to have her check your puny projectile for leaks.



"Is Kim Jong Il Really Packin' a Warhead on That Little Missile?"


For more quizzes, check here:


Iran's Ahmadinedschad - The Vietnamese Nuclear Physics Quiz VII
Did Sarah Palin Just Nuke Herself? - The Vietnamese Nuclear Physics Quiz VI
Vietnamese Nuclear Physics Quiz V
Vietnamese Nuclear Physics Quiz IV
Vietnamese Nuclear Physics Quiz III
Vietnamese Nuclear Physics Quiz II
Vietnamese Nuclear Physics Quiz I.






Saturday, March 14, 2009

Banks, Bombs and Babes: The Vietnamese Nuclear Physics Quiz III

http://www.facebook.com/groups/edit.php?members&new&saved&gid=Response to our first Vietnamese Nuclear Physics Quiz was amazing. Our second, off the charts. But now the world has fallen into a global economic crisis and we had to ask ourselves if all the talent we've got prancing around here couldn't be used to alleviate some of the throbbing stress we're all feeling in our financial members - and the answer is of course, yes. This month's physicist is Dr. Kim Loan My Moni and she's ready to probe this financial thing until we all just have a cigarette and doze off. So ... time for the quiz. Below, you'll find a question in Bold Faced Type. Consider the question, come up with your answer, and then "mouse over" (just roll the cursor over it - don't click) the question to reveal our physicist's answer. Should you disagree with it, we'll be more than happy to lock your sorry assets in the safe deposit vault until Dr. Kim can liquidate them.

"Can't we just nuke all the bad banks with suitcase bombs?"



For more quizzes, check here:


Iran's Ahmadinedschad - The Vietnamese Nuclear Physics Quiz VII
Did Sarah Palin Just Nuke Herself? - The Vietnamese Nuclear Physics Quiz VI
Vietnamese Nuclear Physics Quiz V
Vietnamese Nuclear Physics Quiz IV
Vietnamese Nuclear Physics Quiz III
Vietnamese Nuclear Physics Quiz II
Vietnamese Nuclear Physics Quiz I.









Saturday, January 3, 2009

Cold Fusion by Hot Injection: The Vietnamese Nuclear Physics Quiz II

Vietnamese Nuclear Physics Quiz, Cold Fusion by hot sex injection, ouch!, Hot Vietnamese chicks, Babes, Bombs, Ph.D.Response to our first Vietnamese Nuclear Physics Quiz was so astounding, we've decided to keep it as a regular feature. This month's physicist is none other than Dr. Trang Phoung Phoung and whatever she may lack upstairs is more than made up for by the lower levels. Is that a test tube rack she's packin' or what? But forget that, on with the quiz. Below, you'll find a question in Bold Faced Type. Consider the question, come up with your answer, and then "mouse over" the question to reveal our physicist's answer. Should you disagree with it, we'll be more than happy to arrange a mud-wrestling match between your sorry ass and the more than fit Dr. Phoung to decide the winner. Or you can check with Kinky Solutions for a man's perspective.

"Can I maintain a woody during ColdFusion?"


For more quizzes, check here:


Iran's Ahmadinedschad - The Vietnamese Nuclear Physics Quiz VII
Did Sarah Palin Just Nuke Herself? - The Vietnamese Nuclear Physics Quiz VI
Vietnamese Nuclear Physics Quiz V
Vietnamese Nuclear Physics Quiz IV
Vietnamese Nuclear Physics Quiz III
Vietnamese Nuclear Physics Quiz II
Vietnamese Nuclear Physics Quiz I.









Friday, November 28, 2008

The Vietnamese Nuclear Physics Quiz

Dr. Nguyen Kim Long, Humor, Sexy, Babe, Nice Rack, H.L. Mencken, Long, Love, Love You Long Time, New York Times, Ph.D., Satire, Vietnamese Nuclear Physics Quiz, Love You Long Time,  Sex, , Hot, Fantasy, In response to reader requests we are now introducing the Vietnamese Nuclear Physics Quiz. The questions shall all be posed by a certified Vietnamese nuclear physicist such as the one pictured here, Dr. Nguyen Kim Long. No expense has been spared in vetting our physicists and I can assure you, I have personally checked their credentials myself. Sweet. So now, on with the quiz. Below, you will find a question in Bold Faced Type. Consider the question, come up with your answer, and then "mouse over" the question to reveal our answer. Should you disagree with it, we'll be more than happy to arrange a mud-wrestling match between your sorry ass and the more than fit Dr. Long to decide the winner. So here goes...good luck!



"Can people get poisoned by indirect exposure to polonium-210?"



For more quizzes, check here:


Iran's Ahmadinedschad - The Vietnamese Nuclear Physics Quiz VII
Did Sarah Palin Just Nuke Herself? - The Vietnamese Nuclear Physics Quiz VI
Vietnamese Nuclear Physics Quiz V
Vietnamese Nuclear Physics Quiz IV
Vietnamese Nuclear Physics Quiz III
Vietnamese Nuclear Physics Quiz II
Vietnamese Nuclear Physics Quiz I.









Monday, April 14, 2008

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