Showing posts with label Vietmam. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Vietmam. Show all posts

Saturday, November 13, 2010

The Bitexco Financial Tower Conspiracy Theory

Bitexco Financial Tower, Ho Chi Minh City, Chicago Tribune Tower, Carlos Zapata, Saigon, Vietmam, Hanoi, Bitexco Financial Tower, Ho Chi Minh City, Chicago Tribune Tower, Carlos Zapata, Saigon, Vietmam, Hanoi, It's a 74 storey tower with 3 basements, wait, it's a 68 storey tower with 7 basements. It's the tallest building in Vietnam according to Wikipedia on their 'Tallest Buildings in Vietnam' page but wait again, that fact is quickly usurped by the Wiki page for Bitexco Financial Tower which claims the Keangnam Hanoi Landmark Tower to be the tallest, but it's not finished yet. Depending on the websites you visit the stats vary accordingly. It's the architectural equivalent of penis measurement depending on whether you count floors or metres or whether you count floors below ground the same as floors above ground. I shudder to think how the inverted pyramid design, submitted for the Chicago Tribune Tower Design Competition in 1922 would have been counted, had it been built - a pyramidal negative space buried deep into the earth.

But on Bitexco in Saigon one thing is clear, it will not be the tallest building in Vietnam, it will only be the tallest building in Ho Chi Minh city. The tallest building in Vietnam designation seems to be owned by Hanoi, now and for the foreseeable future. And that's where methinks a conspiracy has taken hold. A conspiracy to nip Saigon's newest phallic symbol in the bud so to speak
(the tower is fashioned as a lotus bud) to keep Hanoi on top of the building boom around here. Take a look at the difference between the architectural drawings and the actual building. Doesn't it seem as if a few planned storeys have been lopped off the top? I certainly think so - and various accounts about the development of the building support that. I wonder who will be arriving on the helipad for the grand opening, since only military helicopters are allowed in Vietnam - the Americans again? Doubtful, although the building's architect, Carlos Zapata is based in New York. Conspiracy? You decide.

Friday, November 12, 2010

Three guards, two laptops and a laugh...

Guards, Vietmam, Porn, Security,  Lazy,So three young guards are hanging out on the landing to the back stairs of an office building with two laptops perched on the retaining wall. And they are having a laugh and a half. Damn I wish I had a camera. One guy keeps telling another guy to hit the replay button. Porn, I'm sure. In Vietnam they've been told there would be serious consequences for watching porn in the office, so the best thing to do? Take it out of the office. With no security cameras visible on the back door, and the security, pretty damn busy doing something other than guarding the joint, I had a good idea that it might be time to rob the place. Want the address?

Friday, September 24, 2010

A Day: Stream of subconciousness VI

German client: "Imagetext is perfect-Thank you for helping me! Invoice?!" (Pay: 50 Euro per hour) Vietnamese client: "Your prepararing for the whole 2 recruitment seminars were very bad." (Pay: $20 per hour) # It's Curtis King's birthday. A ragtag group of musicians and musician wannabees is having a jam at Bernie's. A man with glasses crawls on the stage and begins to kiss the crotch of the lead singer under his guitar. Forty-something expat ladies wander onto the stage and spin around like Stevie Nicks well past her prime. I do substance abused harmonies. Bernie smiles. # American client: "I am so happy we are working together. It's GREAT (I don't bold letters easy)... you are truly a consummate professional and a super talented writer." (Pay: $40 per hour) French client: "I'm going to dock your pay 10 minutes every time you go out and have a cigarette because when you're smoking you're not writing and I don't pay for smoking" (Pay: $6 per hour) # We're remodeling the old patio area to be an enclosed room with patio and BBQ outdoors. The construction boys have installed frosted glass to the now enclosed indoor area thus blocking the large expansive view we used to have to the patio. Uhh. Do it again Vietnam. Until we get it fucking right. # German client: "Hi David- Magnificent (work)!". (Pay: 50 Euro per hour) Vietnamese client: "We want to stop working with you." (Pay: $20 per hour) # I'm convinced tomorrow will be a better day. Because I'm an optimist. I wonder how the black bespectacled drunk fan made out with the lead singer at the birthday party. I should kiss more crotch (female) on stage :) Because I'm terrible at kissing ass. Want respect in your job? Charge more.

Friday, January 8, 2010

BIO BS! - Now I can eat what I like, guilt free!

BIO, Germany, Vietmam, Paris, St. Michel, Carrefour, €, Michael Spector, Tom Philpot, WWED, BIO this, BIO that. Moving from a described 'developing' country like Vietnam to a supposed 'developed' country such is Germany brings on a torrent of BIO assault that I was ill-prepared for. I saw it first in a three-week stint in Paris where we had a charming tiny flat just off St. Michel and we literally attacked every grocery from the local fromagerie to Carrefour because we had not seen food so plentiful and beautifully displayed in quite some time. "They only allow beautiful vegetables in Europe", sung my partner as we trolled the aisles of yet another testament to the power and glory of strict government controls (Nanny State), and the overwhelmingly bourgeois tendency to need to look just fantastically smart and erudite whilst engaged in even the most basic of daily chores - like choosing an avocado.

"Let's see, do I need the regular one or the BIO one?" The BIO one cost a Euro more and it's a little smaller. But oh the nutritional value and my financial ability to keep those bad corporate farm chemicals out of my system make it worth it, doesn't it?

Bollocks. Or so says Michael Spector in his new book, 'Denialism, How irrational thinking hinders scientific progress, harms the planet and threatens our lives'. Spector is a respected New Yorker writer and takes on big pharma, big farm-a and a host of other big Washington lobbyists in stating his thesis that big corporate interest is screwing our planet and our people over somehow.

That said, reviewer Tom Philpot takes Spector to task for his premise and basically says that he points the pistol but doesn't even fire a shot at the interests he purports to be taking aim at.

"In the late 18th century, Edward Gibbon fretted about getting into trouble for his blunt take on the early Christians. Short summary: their intolerance and stupidity unwittingly helped bring down Rome. In the above-quoted passage of his 'Decline and Fall of the Roman Empire', Gibbon tried to prepare the gentle reader for his coming exposé of early-church idiocy.

Like the great institutions of European Christianity, modern science has amassed tremendous power—and not always lived up to its founding creeds. Science needs a Gibbon— someone who appreciates its intellectual grandeur and potential, but who also can train a cold eye on the 'inevitable mixture of error and corruption' that has accompanied its tenure since the Enlightenment. That Gibbon is not Michael Specter."

Ahh, but that's all a little too high minded for us plebes here at the WWED isn't it? Yes, I thought so. So let me bring it down to two key points I got out of Spector in the middle of his rant that doesn't seem to have much of a target:

1) Spector points out quite rightly that organic food shows NO, I mean NO scientific benefits at all to the well healed who can afford it, although he does acquiesce that it tastes better and I would tend to agree, especially on the tomahtoes (oh, that British lilt I get in Europe. I love it!)

2) And number two: That multiple vitamins show NO, I mean NO, scientific efficacy in those who take them plus eat well and properly from the food pyramid in the first place.

Damn. Case closed! Gimme a cigarette. I can now rightfully piss off a partner and an ex´wife (whom was already pissed-off) again! Yee-Haa! I win. But not really. I can't count the times I've been statistically correct but still lost the war. Vietnam proved that against the Americans with the Chu Chi tunnels and the avoidance of more ordinance than had ever been dropped inside such a restricted perimeter and on so many people (who are basically still kicking ass today).

In Vietnam they would win no points whatsoever for appetizing display, unless of course you consider six live frogs strung together by palm strips and only available by the six-pack. appetizing, but never in a day in Vietnam did I feel that I was eating unhealthily or un-appetizingly. On the contrary. To eat at my street-side deer restaurant and have a deer sate and 6 plump deep fried prawns and a beer for four dollars now seems like heaven.

That other people deny themselves happiness when they feel I smoke too much, drink too much or eat the wrong things is really not my problem is it? I'm happy. I wish they could be happier with themselves - instead of living a life in pseudo-scientific denial.


Friday, April 18, 2008

American Foreign Policy since WWII


Go ahead. Take me out back and shoot me. I'm at a loss for words. And that ain't nomal, is it? Watch the video. It's a snippet of my current life as done by Sam Kinneson and Rodney Dangerfield.



Brilliant.

We loose wars because we don't give a shit. We're basically in it for the money. But military mite never beats a nation's natural patriotism. We need to get back to our roots. Paul Revere and Thomas Payne were insurgents. Thomas Jefferson was a participating enemy of big government.

I graduated High School in 1974, the first year of no draft – so my impression of Vietnam is very different from that of someone just a few years older than me. Today, a host of vets and journalists still live here and I have spoken with many. This mo
Dangerfield, Kinneson, Shit, Vietmam, End of the Vietnam War, Terrorist, Terrorism, News,  WWII,  Sovet Deaths, Cold War, Thomas Jefferson, Thomas Payne, nth marks the 33rd anniversary of the end of the war. The last American helicopter departed from Saigon on April 15th, 1975 and by the end of the month, North Vietnamese tanks had stormed through the gates of the presidential palace. Having lived now both in South Korea and in Vietnam, America's two primary post WWII theatres, I've come to wonder if the Cold War was just the result of a business deal gone bad. The accompanying chart illustrates WWII deaths by country. Considering that our ally, the Soviet Union, lost nearly 26 million people, or 14% of their population, and America lost less than 1/2 a million, just .32% of it's population, one might wonder if the Soviets expected more spoils for their efforts after the war and if the actions in Korea and Vietnam were just past business partners fighting over assets in the divorce.

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