Tuesday, December 29, 2009

White House party crashers board plane for Yemen with champagne strapped to their underwear. Homeland security says the system works!

Champaign, Homeland Security, Janet Napolitano, Michaele and Tariq Salahi, Obama, Party Crashers, Political Satire, Polo, White HouseHomeland Security Czar Janet Napolitano shrugged off security lapses on ABC this week defending the work of her agency and associated law enforcement agencies with the statement, "The system worked". Never the less noted White House party crashers Michaele and Tariq Salahi were able to board a flight to Yemen with little tiny airline sized bottles of Corbel stuffed into their underwear this week with nary a peep from security personnel at the airport. "She's one hot biotch", said a security guard who spoke on the condition of anonymity. "I wanted to get a peek down her panties, but we just used that magnetometer instead. I was way disappointed, for sure.", he added.

Vice President Joe Biden was also quick to come to the Salahi's defense. "Look people", he said, "All they did at the White House was swipe a couple of ashtrays. I don't know why you all have to make a Federal case out of this stuff." But a Federal case it has become as it seemed that between the two Salahis, they were able to stuff a case exactly of the tiny bottles around and possibly in their respective private parts. (See skanky underwear photo.) "This crap has got to stop", said another unnamed security official. "Cabin pressure goes up and dem teeny corks start poppin - they coulda put somebody's eye out up there!"' Yemeni officials were quick to confiscate the champagne once the Salahis deplaned and were off to the back room for a big rippin' staff party.

Polo matches in Yemen, an extremely poor country described as a failed state', are rare but the Salahis pointed out that they were on a diplomatic mission from President Barack Obama and the Yemenis bought it. "Yeah, Obama, he's black, you can come in." was heard as the Salahis flashed their American Express cards and cruised right through customs.

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