Bentleys ain't squat in Vietnam nomore!

Move over boyz. Da Rolls Phantoms iz here in Vietnam and they're taking over from the Bentleys .

No longer a centrally planned government with it's feet in Stalinism, Vietnam has now embraced the worst of western society - making its countrymen look like total peons while the chosen drive around in the economic equivalent of the Space Shuttle. I'm absolutely sure that Ho Chi Minh, the President and holistic leader of his people, who refused to live in the Presidential mansion and had a far more simple home built on the grounds, would approve. Bollocks. Just take a look at the photos of Rolls Royce Phantoms, all shot right here in Vietnam, and notice particularly, the spare environs that surround them. Bollocks is right. I saw this same phenomena in Mongolia years ago when I went there to produce a TV show about the 2004 Olympics. In Mongolia, one of the poorest and most sparsely populated countries on the planet, there was no shortage of jet-black Hummers trolling the Gur infested countryside (pictured on the right), courtesy of the local gold and silver mining companies -- the only people in Mongolia who were making any money at all. And here in Vietnam, things seem to be catching up with America, Europe, Japan and Korea. I started counting Bentleys just this year. Looks like in no time the Commies will be pitching themselves off high-rise buildings and getting their government to bailout their bad business deals once the Rolls needs an oil change. And who pays? The people always pay. And hasn't it always been that way? The current fact that 10% of the world's population holds 80% of the wealth doesn't seem at all shocking once you remember that Louis XIV had the entire, largely unpaid, French court living in the Palace of Versailles, in what amounted to impeccably decorated dormitories, while the common people starved. (Cue: Beatles, "Revolution") Vietnam can certainly thank France for that legacy. But as George Washington never lived in the White House and Ho Chi Minh never owned more than a Pugeot 440, (pictured on the left) maybe it's time for our leaders to set an example for their people again. George W. Bush has certainly assured that as history advances, his photo will hold no match for that of Che Guavera adorning t-shirts of yet another generation to grow and challenge the status quo. In Vietnam we can also rest assured that no Bentley or Rolls owner will ever have to compete with Ho Chi Minh for those same t-shirt honours.

My thanks to DJGJ for the Rolls info and make sure to give them some grief about having a blog with nothing in it!

$2.42 cents!: But not from PayPerPost

Monetize baby! That's what I urged you all to help me do a few posts ago and I'm happy to report it's working like gangbusters! A big shout-out to Joyce for getting the ball rolling. Before Joyce, I was just sitting on a measly 0.83 cents – for two month's work – but after her hard-clicking efforts, I'm up to a blistering $2.42! – a better than three-fold increase. That's all green my friends – all green.

And so with this little head of steam, we're heading into Phase II of the Wild Wild East Monetization Program. It gets positively snarky from this point on. Enter, the perfectly, positive people at PayPerPost. According to their website, they're offering me $20 bucks if anybody goes there and converts themselves into an active account because they saw it here first. In the fine print; paragraph 17.2a there is a small mention of "transferring right of first refusal of first newborn male progeny from contractor to client" and something about DNA checking but other than that, things seem pretty much on the up-and-up.

Here's a blurb from their site:

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You know, there's a lot to think about in life today. There's the global warming thing, the idea that a black man and a pretty woman are in a catfight for our nation's highest offices, that nasty bailout business, the fake memoir scandal and the debate over whether Spitzer's bitch will get rich or not – but here's a good clean, no compromise deal!

In accordance with the request from PPP I will dutifully be reporting to you about "all the new friends I've made", "what I have learned" and a detailed description of "what I'm going to do with all the money I earn?".




Shoot. I'm going to black out the windows of my Bentley in Vietnam so all the little people can't see me. Yeah, that's what I'm going to do.



P.S. As a post script, I haven't heard squat from Pay Per Post since this went up. I certainly haven't made my $20 and they have not even approved this blog. I just wrote to them and asked them to discontinue my account. This looks like another dead end on the Internet. BS 2.0

Bentley vs. Vespa: Perspective III.1

Based on the same calculations from last post, if I make just $2000 a month in Vietnam that's equivalent to making almost $450,000, after tax in the US, based on income that's 9.2 times the Per Capita GDP per year in my host country. I still can't buy a Bentley – but the Vespa salesmen love me!

For more on the "Perspective" or "Little Things" series, click below:

My Morning Wake-Up Call - Perspective XX: The Little Things XII
We'll Have A Gay Old Time - Perspective XIX: The Little Things XII
"Rolled Foggy Disposed Ricepaper" - Perspective XVIII: The Little Things XI
Joyeux Noel - Perspective XVII: The Little Things X
Lunch With Obama - Perspective XVI: The Little Things IX
One Motley Crue On The Bus Today - Perspective XV: The Little Things VIII
Attraction vs. Conversion: How To Power Your Blog - Perspective XIV: The Little Things VII
A glass box full of deep fried chicken heads - Perspective XIII: The Little Things VI
Seoul Searching - Perspective XII
He Would Have Shot Me 40 Years Ago - Perspective XI: The Little Things V
Chomsky on Colour & Sleep - Perspective X: The Little Things IV.2
Running With Scizzors - Perspective IX: The Little Things IV
Henry Miler II - Perspective VIII : The Little Things III.1
Henry Miller - Perspective VII: The Little Things III
Big Brother - Perspective VI: The Little Things II
This Carnival of Life! - Perspective V
The Art Walk - Perspective IV: The Little Things
Bentley #5 - Perspective III.2
Bentley vs. Vespa - Perspective III.1
Bentleys Invade Vietnam - Perspective III
Death Of A Colleague - Perspective II
Perspective