McCain's camp was largely silent on the issue. "Yes, she's a hot biotch, but what's yer friggin' point?"
Obama went on to describe how he felt about Biden's significant experience but lack of photographic sex appeal. "Look, he's got the street-cred but you wouldn't wanna shag this bloke after ten beers ... would you? Of course not!"
"Geez," he continued, "I'm a black man for Chrissakes! If I don't have some hot white chick on my ticket everyone will think I've got a "not-blackman-like-pee-pee!" - It's just fucking embarrassing. I've got hip-hop stars to impress. That's all I have to say"."That's all the questions for Mr. Obama", said a staff spokesperson.
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Forking hell... Wud u pllllease get off yor high scatological horse on Obama. If the neocons off him, we'll know he was real. If they don't we'll all be left wondering, and, yes, hoping, still. Not much more anyone can say about the whole show, yet.
ReplyDeleteUhh, sense of humour gone south?
ReplyDeleteThis post isn't funny and doesn't even really make sense. I have no political comments to make but I do think that you should at least try to give some modicum of worth in your post, whatever form it may be.
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