Saturday, August 30, 2008

Obama splits ticket - Boots Biden!

"Yer out Joe! You ain't hot!", said Barack Obama at a press conference earlier today. "Shit, we were caught napping", he continued. "When everyone was looking for us to buck up our experience in foreign policy and other bullshit, that asshole just grabs a hottie and proceeds to shag her in front of the whole country! I'm major pissed".
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McCain's camp was largely silent on the issue. "Yes, she's a hot biotch, but what's yer friggin' point?"

Obama went on to describe how he felt about Biden's significant experience but lack of photographic sex appeal. "Look, he's got the street-cred but you wouldn't wanna shag this bloke after ten beers ... would you? Of course not!"

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"That's all the questions for Mr. Obama", said a staff spokesperson.

Speculation on Obama's potential running mate are running from Britney-bald-farcking-Spears to Jessica Rabbit. Who knows?



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3 comments:

  1. Forking hell... Wud u pllllease get off yor high scatological horse on Obama. If the neocons off him, we'll know he was real. If they don't we'll all be left wondering, and, yes, hoping, still. Not much more anyone can say about the whole show, yet.

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  2. This post isn't funny and doesn't even really make sense. I have no political comments to make but I do think that you should at least try to give some modicum of worth in your post, whatever form it may be.

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