
And I'm ready to pay. But the cash register seems closed.
ALL THE NEWS THAT NOBODY KNOWS: The Wild Wild East is a memoir of my time marketing in Asia – but that's a little long for here, so check below and see it all in real time. ©2008 David.E.Carlson@gmail.com
(click on photo to enlarge) In a hitherto bookthrough rides a crazy demon. Lord knows his ways, manifestations - center blocked triology - all of the above methinks. There's a blather in my matter and I can't get it, get it, get it - out. Phone off. Needless be the neverminds. Question me to make me blind. I am home now. Writing in the void. ComfortableNothingnessThatMeansTheWorldToMe. So peace becomes. Another birthday past. Can You Spot Rejection? Man said if I didn't get rich by now I am shit. I told about enjoyment, satisfaction, success. He said BS. Back to my hole. Happy in the dark somedays. HappyInTheHope that bounds across the mounds. Witherbe. Simplicity. Look to Facebook for inspiration?: " Marcofantyn Alfonso : I've learned that there are people who will hurt you if you let them - ( even if you don't let them ) ..my simple approach : I PREFER TO CUT OFF PEOPLE WHO WANT TO USE ME , TAKING GRANTED ,TO HURT ME ,rather than continue to give them chances again to go on inflicting pain...life way to short to known such character :)" Or maybe it's Hugh Macleod, from his most recent cartoon above. Or maybe I just need to increase my Twitter activity. Confusion begone. Search for grace.
ate it for sure. "I know a place where dreams are born and time is never planned. It's not on any chart, you must find it in your heart - Never-never-land." It's the way I want to feel about this birthday. a) Earlier in the week I found myself sitting with a man who is 54, just a year older than I, and he was rather insistant in telling me that I needed to understand that age was working against me in the employment market and that I needed to lower my standards and expectations - to basically learn to shovel shit and be happy about it. Not the kind of man who takes to discourse and debate well, I decided not to argue with him and just let the comment pass. b) Days later Mads Monsen and I would finish the layouts for our public service campaign and realize we had a real winner - an original idea that is impeccably executed and will not only bring smiles to a lot of faces, but hopefully save a few lives on the roads here in Vietnam. This made me smile and realize that the man I had spoken with earlier was incorrect. Good. c) The term Brand Provocateur showed up again this week in the blog of Mary van de Wiel, a New York marketing consultant and we had a nice meeting over the sharing of an idea. Once our public service campaign gets out I'll have some more illumination on brand provocateuring or is that provocateering? d) Along with a birthday, a few new blog stats: (one) Our Technorati ranking is up to #342,000 and while that may not immediately sound like a best-seller, it is in the top .3% of blogs worldwide so some growth comes along with age. (two) Likewise our subscriber base on Feedburner passed 100 and that's another milestone. Thanks readers. Those are the birthday presents you really don't expect. e) On a totally different front, my old friend Hugh MacLeod released his book "Ignore Everybody", which debuted at #11 on the Wall Street Journal's business book list and has been consistently in the top 100 on Amazon. Congrats Hugh. f) This week also marks my first trip out of town in quite some time and I am way looking forward to it. The plan is to hit the central highlands town of Dalat and stay in an old refurbished French Villa, eat well and maybe do a wine tour or two. Download time. Saigon's "oldest digital man", needs a bit of that. g) A Vietnamese party at the street restaurant near my home hits like a flash flood. 10 motorbikes show up with two people on each bike. The revelers are all in their early 20s and seem to have come from an office of some sort. Arranging the folding tables around to make a long line, the staff braces for the onslaught and starts dragging out cases of beer. As the party goers arrange themselves it reminds me of a high school dance - girls all on one end of the table, boys on the other - so that there is virtually no interaction between the sexes, save for the waves of Mokt, Hai, Ba, Yo! chants (Which means - one, two, three, Go!) as they hoist their glasses in a birthday toast to the birthday boy, another guy. After 90 minutes and the complete destruction of any number of hotpots and beers, the whole things dissipates almost more quickly than it had assembled and they are gone. h) On Friday my Dad turned 80 and I'm very happy that he's in good health and living well. For his birthday he was planning to attend the reunion of all his old Navy pals from the destroyer the USS Dashiel in the Korean war. They call it the Tin Can Reunion. Pretty cool. i) So another year passes with small fanfare. I'm doing a much better job in being selective in my work and personal associations, and basically surrounding myself with healthy, positive influences. The blog has become not only a refuge but an outlet for which I feel an appropriate amount of responsibility to my growing list of readers and friends. Thank you all. You're the best birthday gift I could possibly have.
I woke up drunk today, at 9pm and I could feel all the woosiness of being drunk. But I wasn't drunk, I had just been taking a nap and been dreaming I was drunk. My old buddies from college, Richmond and Wellman and people from early in my career like Dwelle and Valz have missed our train back to civilization from some holiday destination. The are two half eaten hamburger crescents and I am hungry. A large, soft woman with full lips and absolutely gargantuan breasts presses up against me. She is soft and hungry. A wetwarm kiss like a kiss from the largest mother nature you have ever seen ensues. She is beautiful. I am enveloped. A pelvic press. I know who she is now, but I cannot tell you. We must stay for another day because of the train miss, but that's not so bad. Only problem is we are out of beer and probably out of money for beer. And then I wake up.
Yes, this morning in true geek fashion I awoke to set my Facebook URL at 12 midnight Eastern Standard time in the US which turned out to be 11am here in Vietnam. Much has been made over the last week about making sure you register early so no one else can steal your name and as it turns out, that was of importance to me.
Since our first Vietnamese Nuclear Physics Quiz we have grown. Our second, helped us steer clear of the nuclear fallout and the third and fourth? Well, lets just say we're totally out of our bombshell now. In our fifth installment we ask a question that's been burning a hole in our little plutonium pockets for quite some time now. This month's Ph.D. physicist is Dr. Bich Bang Trang and aside from melting us to the core she seems quite the cool customer indeed and ready to ride the rocket like Slim Pickens in a James Bond movie. So ... let's do the quiz now, shall we? Below, you'll find a question in Bold Faced Type. Consider the question, come up with your answer, and then "mouse over" (just roll the cursor over it - don't click) the question to reveal our physicist's answer. Should you disagree with it, we'll be more than happy to have her check the wiring in your pocket rocket for premature launch probabilities.
With just a touch of trepidation I awoke on Saturday May 23rd to brew my cafe' and get ready for the Saigon Digital Marketing conference (SDM) at the New World Hotel. Little could I have known that on that day as well, Hugh MacLeod would feature me once again in one of the most popular blogs in the world, the Gapingvoid, and that I would be enroute to my crowning at the event as "Saigon's oldest digital man". I say trepidation because just a month earlier I had written a post called "A Tale of Many Marketing Conferences" and had done an early assessment of what I thought SDM would amount to. On a five point scale I had given them a 2.6, so no one would have said I was exactly in love with the folks from the get-go (I give a revised score later in this post). My relationship with SDM began with a request for me to speak at the event, based on a marketing predictions post I had done at the start of 09, but we were never able to come to any workable compensation agreement and so I had elected to not speak and only attend the publicly announced free keynote speeches and let it go at that. I had, however, assembled a skeleton crew of other attendees who had agreed to provide me with their views on the event and felt that through my partial attendance and their more well rounded opinions we would come to a good overview of what many industry executives had felt was a non-event. I had even joked to a few friends evenings before that I might be thrown out of the gathering as a party crasher looking for a story where no story was to be had - an interloper at a $180 conference who was too damn cheap to pony up the money to hang with the rich and famous of the Saigon digital world (of which there are possibly 1 and a half). Thankfully I couldn't have been more wrong. Finishing a coffee and wandering into the main hall to see Jeremy Fain from the Interactive Advertising Bureau in the US, the opening keynote speaker, I found a number of people I knew and immediately began to get a sense of the day. Research folks, only two kiosks giving away brochures I didn't want, and meeting Bryan Pelz of Vinagame, who had given me a nice link on his blog, would be my openers, followed by seeing Simon Christy and Ettiene Ricco, both of whom I knew from online communities here in country - but a more than conspicuous lack of the big advertising agency folk who handle 80% of the money spent on promotion and branding here in Vietnam. Martin Sorrel loves digital, judging by his recent spate of purchases around the world, but there were none of his Vietnam boys to be seen at SDM - at least none that I knew. I'm going to give you a rundown of the presentations I attended a bit later but I thought it would be much better to begin things here with some comments from other attendees.
er and her PowerPoint show should be a model for all people doing PowerPoint shows - in any business. 21 slides. That's it. And each slide, simple and illustrative enough to keep your attention without taking attention away from the speaker. For all those who presented 87 slides that looked like a page out of Encyclopaedia Brittanica - take a look at this one. Simple. Graphically elegant and indelibly communicative - together with an engaging speaker and audience interaction it just can't be beat. Add to that, that Juliette's credentials and business model are ones that I believe will be successful in Vietnam in the immediate future, making more of a case for interaction and involvement than flat out marketing per se, in the burgeoning area of user-generated content and communal motivation. Ideas and results like this will build the Siliconmunist Valley I have so often referred to as Vietnam's digital future.
eatle's "Yesterday". Jeeziz. Did somebody die? It was positively the worst music I have ever heard at any event. But maybe nobody cared - the drinks were free, or part of your fee. With a town full of great DJs from the boyz at Dose to Mark Allan, somebody should have been all over this. Dragging these hotel relics out of mothballs for this event was just not the thing to do. SDM: Have a meeting on this. Other than that it was fun, and a few drinks loosened up the now digital data inflicted crowd and made for some nice photos. Some students were allowed in and there seemed to be a fresh injection of folks whom we had not seen all day. To SDM's credit, no speeches were made and the hors d'ourves were tasty.